If your BAE wants your Facebook password don’t hesitate to give them.
They will probably find what they’re looking for

WHO IS THE MOST STUPID?
PETER: “I want my money now!”
JOHN: “I will kill myself so that I won’t pay
you”. he pulled a gun and shot himself
dead​
PETER: “Hahaha… If you think u’ll get away
with my money u r wrong, I will follow u
until u pay me!”. he takes the gun and
shot himself dead as well.​
JAMES was watching from a distance he
laughed and said: “These guys are funny, I
must watch this till the end”… *he also took
the gun and killed himself!
Do you want to know how it ended? You
know what to do…

Why do people that are dating our exes think we hate them?

We just thought that we must just give you leftovers

Some boys Being dumped by a girl you love and
you don’t know what to say to change her mind,
you end up saying stuff like..
.
“Babe, I’m pregnant!

My sister u have an expensive phone but you still post ugly pics
Whats the purpose of buying an expensive phone
My sister edit those pics u can’t afford to be ugly offline and online

My wife showed me a good time last night.

Photos of me when I was single.

The meeting of Zuma and Muswati has reminded me of a former Russian president called Prasvilodiskyovach Petrovzilizevisky….. I know you have skipped the name so I will stop my story there. I dont like laziness

I passed by an atm and saw the guy who owes me R1600 in the queue and then when he saw me approach him he was like is this the taxi rank asking people around him

I never understand why ladies switch off lights, draw curtains, lock doors to dress up and later come out half naked.
But my sister why??😂😂😂😂
Ladies……..

those chicks in high school that no one wanted to date or talk to be looking fine asf today😳🤤 meanwhile the popular bitches have 3 or 4 kids and are shaped like sponge bob