Tjo! “You want your girlfriend to kill me
” this is how girls ask if you’ single

You wanna know how being married feels like? . .
Okay delete all songs and leave one,
then listen to it all day…Everyday

My brother , don’t feel bad if girls doesn’t reply to your inboxes .
Most of them can’t read

Put your phone on airplane mode before going to bed ….. .
Vodacom will still bill you for that flight you booked.
You think you’re clever neh..

Boss; Where were u born?
Me : In South Africa
Boss: Which part?
Me : What do u mean Which part?
My whole body was born in South Africa.

She Was My Crush Until She Posted, “I’m
Cooking Pastor, Soap And Miss Meat for
launch then
Rise and Bins for sleep “

A white lady and a black guy were having a
drink at a bar,
Later that night the lady whispered to the
guy, “let’s go to my place”
At the woman’s place they started kissing
and undressing.
The lady was deep in the mood and
whispered to the black guy in a sexy voice,
” tie me on the bed and do what you black
guys do BEST! !!”
The guy tied her on the bed and ran away
with
TV, money, laptop, Fridge.
Aaaaaaa yaaaaa
Africa got talent! !!!

Ladies will tell you that
their man is not good in bed.
Sister, please try doing it on the floor.
You might get it right