Nyoape boys be like
Him:im selling ratax
Me:but there are no rats in my home
Him:I can organise that
.
I fainted

When they answer the phone
white’s: Hello !!
BLACK’S: YELLOW !! ..

Yesterday, my pressing iron broke down. I
went to the neighbours and asked them
for
their iron. They told me to come and iron
in
their house or forget about it. I went and
ironed without arguing. This morning they
also came to ask me for a broom. I also
told
them to come and sweep at my house or
forget about it. Now they are angry. Did I
do
anything wrong?
People are ungrateful

Men are very selective with who they
spend on. The same man who you think is
broke and stingy is making it rain for
another girl.

Stop making people feel ashamed for not
going to church. Respect other people’s
beliefs and laziness.

One day I will have 2 men on my bed. One
will say “good morning sweetie” and the
other will say “wake up mummy it’s a
beautiful day”
.
.
Oh you’ve started thinking of another
thing again , you’ll not make it in heaven

When you hear a fat person saying I miss my other half
then you be like how does this person all in all looks like…..
.
But it’s none of my business

The girl who refused to show me her breast🙈🙊🙈🙊 in secondary school has sat next to me in a bus breastfeeding her baby​…. Kkkkkkkkk This world though….. wonderful isn’t it??

You can take water to the horse
but you can not drink water to the horse

If you shave your eyebrows completely and
draw them with a pencil again..
Dont ask for any money from us to do your hair..
Just shave it completely and draw your weave of your dream…