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Did u just fall?”
no I attacked the floor



My mum asked for my phone so I quickly changed
“Joy” to “John” on my contact list.
When I gave my mum the phone, John texted
“I can’t wait to kiss you” Right now I’m in a family meeting.

We seriously can’t act like all is well
when we know people in the Bible don’t have surnames

Uzwe isdudla sithi “I miss my other half”…
Yaz uz’buze ukuthi kanti lesdudla singakanani mase siphelele???


When my siblings make me angry
I look at them through the fork and
pretend they’re in Jail..
it’s makes me feel better

I don’t care if it’s fake account or not, all I know it’s that I enjoy chatting with Rihanna today I even send her mtn


Lord please test me with a few million rands
I want to see my true colors


If you play The God’s Plan music video in reverse,
Drake takes money & cars from people.

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