Woman Is Like A Road The More Curves
She Has The More Dangerous She Is…
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But it’s none of my Business

Teacher : Add question tag!
“A girl is naked”
Mbula : Where is she?

I am 29 years old single guy with no child I’m from Pretoria and I’m working.I want a seriouse single lady who sell Laptop I want to buy it

When U Buy Your Girlfriend Phone And Another Man Buy Her An Airtime, It Is Called “Division Of Labour”. Wen U Buy Ur Girlfriend Underwear Nd Another Man Removes It, That Is Called “Separation Of Power”. Wen U Pay Ur Girlfriend Fees And Another Man Pays Her House Rent, It Is Called, “Combined Business”. Wen Ur Girlfriend Says She Is Nt Ready For Sex And Another Man Gets Her Pregnant, Pls, What Will U Call That?

Dad: Son, I want you to marry a girl
of my choice.
Son: No.
Dad: The girl is Bill Gate’s daughter.
Son: Okay then!
Dad goes to Bill Gate.
Dad: I want your daughter to marry
my son.
Bill Gates: No.
Dad: My son is the CEO of the world’s greatest bank.
Bill Gates: Okay then!
Dad goes to the CEO of the world’s greatest bank.
Dad: Make my son the CEO.
CEO: No.
Dad: My son is the son-in-law of Bill
Gates.
CEO: Okay then!
This is BUSINESS!!!

Someone’s bio written “I’m shy and Talkative ” my sister you can’t be shy and talkative at same time that’s impossible

Ladies•••
Sometimes you must call him with a wrong name
to show him that you have options
You will thank me later or not

ME: Babe, which letter does the word “Tuesday” end with?
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HER: Y
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ME: I just wanna know

When you trap your boyfriend by
getting pregnant & then he dies_