Slay Queen said:
If my body is the temple of God who am i
to limit the number of people who want to
enter?
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You don’t know stress until you take your unemployed uncle
to a House Party then someone says “I cant find my phone
You are online i am online you know what does that mean??
We are sleeping alone no bae
uth unendoda lento esaba
Polony izincamele kudla igwinya
skoon ngoba ingekho mali
ka cheese
Date a girl who drives a Picanto ,Spark ,Hyundai i10 etc, at ur own risk …
she’ll go & cheat on you 500km away with just R50 petrol
Ladies, imagine dating a guy that expects you to date him alone,
some guys are selfish
Dating a vegetarian gal is very hard.
Yesterday I bought her flowers and ate them.
Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, “Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde.
Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and 60 inch plasma screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things.”
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed.
– *Job Vacancy!!!*
Salary R18 000 per week, with free
– Accommodation,
-Meals and
-Company Car.
Limpopo Game Park need someone to:
-Bath Lions,
-Take care of the Tigers,
-Play with crocodiles &
– Feed snakes
No qualifications and experience required.
If interested please send your CV to *jonty@limpompogp.gov.za*
Let me know if u taking the job.. if u not don’t be jealous forward to others..
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NB: *Please don’t ask what happened to the previous worker
Pastor Matome stood up and announced “today I have good news and bad news bazalwane!… The good news is that,we have enough money in this church to build a new,spacious modern church bazalwane!” Everyone in the church stood up,cheereing,singing and with applause! The pastor went on… “And the bad news is that, the money is still in your pockets!”