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Her : Hey Sugar
Me : Hey Teabag
Her : What?
Me : I Thought We Were Making a Tea..



Just because he called and say “sleep like a baby my love”
He doesn’t mean you must urinate on the bed..

African girls thou!!

Malawi has Experienced an Earthquake a couple of days ago
and girls be like:
“Babe what are you getting me this earthquake season?”

Like for real?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Earthquake gift?

Social grant it’s R400
Pampers R280
Formula R300
Yewena Ramaphosa iyashota lemaliπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


You’ll Never Hear Beautiful Girls Say Ur Not My Type …
πŸ˜’
“Only Di froggie 🐸will Say That “

Her : Boo i’m coming over
ME : I can’t wait baby
Her : But I’m on my period
ME : i said I can’t wait for you, I’m going somewhere.


Love mostly is like a sugarcane .
Meaning that love starts when sweet and
ens up unbitter like nodes.
Where you find the first is more sweet than the second.


Best interview ever.
An arab man was on a job interview and the interviewer was a lady….
.
Madam: What is your full names sir.?
Mr: Saq Madik.
Madam: WTF!!!.suck what.?
Mr:Madik.
Madam fainted
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So Zulus are claiming that Foreigners are taking their jobs
But I’ve never seen a Somalian driving a taxi

A xhosa guy carrying a bag of snakes was travelling with a Sotho guy,
they came across a river and the Sotho guy helped the xhosa guy cross one,
the Xhosa said”Enkosi ndiya bulela,
“the Sotho guy Said”O di bulele fela,o tlo nyela!!