Girl: Bae u always think about football. I
cant remember the last time we had sex.
All because of this game
Boy: Sorry babe. Lets do it now
Girl: Sho. So wats your favourite position
Boy: Left wing.
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Husband asks wife:
Who took the money I left on the dressing
table?:
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Whites: I didn’t take it
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Blacks: Ubani? Mina? Imali? Ngaphi? Nini?
Dressing table? Uyahlanya.!!
I said NO..!! to a Girl asking me to be her boyfriend,
cause my mind is telling me
she just
wanna sleep with me and run away.
Guy : hey dear…
Girl :hey…
Guy :u Right ?
Girl : yes u…?
Guy :am cool..ubani igama lakho ?
Girl : elika Facebook,Mxit or elamampela?
Guy : elamampela dear..
Girl : nick name or elikwi I.D ?
Guy : elikwi I.D
Girl :1st name or second ?
Guy : mxm! Vele undinike i number
yakho ke…
Girl : account number,I.D number or
cell number ?
Guy : nditsho i cell number.
Girl : eka MTN,Cell C okanye u
Vodacom ?
Guy : MTN dear
Girl : 073,078 or 083 ?
Guy : 078…
Girl : ndiknike le ye Nokia okanye eye blackberry or eye sumsang ?
Guy : ndinike eye black berry girl…
Girl : torch,curve or i bold ?
Guy : (pissed) hay suka yeka maan
xa ungafuni sfebe
Girl : manje ukwatile or awuna
air time?
(gilikiqi phansi the guy “collapsed)…
Girl : owh!…yini manje ukhathele
uyalala noma ufile ?
Ubaba ujikisile ukhuluma lomntanakhe..
Baba: this is my house I can’t tolerate such nonsense
Mtwana: u r ryt this is my father’s house angitshelwa okokwenza nxa kukubhowa hamba kwekayihlo lawe
MAYBE I’M WRONG.. BUT IMAGINE! 👇
💁 One teacher stands in front of 20 kids👭👪😕 each one having different strengths, Needs, Gifts, Dreams, but being taught the same thing the same way for the damn 12 years😑 😕. I am not saying people shouldn’t go to school nor trying to discourage them against school✋ but just know that School and education are two different things👏 and all i wish for is an Education system that accommodate all of us and not this chalk and talk way😣 one size fits all way😡 I mean is it really necessary to move from one class to the next learning theory for the damn 12 years ?💁 ironically i did it😣
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This education system makes it look like knowing English equate Intelligence 😡 Shouldn’t Education be about Expanding our Horizons and Visions ? 💁 I am not saying Education is not important but I am saying Opposed Education is Bullsh*t and Crap.
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💁EDUCATION should be about Inspiring one’s mind, Understanding our motives and re-assess our aims😑and not only just about Regurgitating Facts from a book✋ or being a Graduatee from a highest institution and if one fails to do so their are referred as “Stupid” 😑🚮
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👏👏Don’t judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree because it will spend its whole life thinking😭😭 “I am stupid”
Uzwe isdudla sithi “I miss my other half”,
ubusuzibuza ukuthi kanti lesdudla kahle kahle singanani ma sesiphelele?
The mother of a problem child went to see a psychiatrist, “You are far too upset and worried about your son. I suggest you take tranquillisers regularly.” On her next visit the psychiatrist asked, “Have the tranquillisers calmed you down?” “Yes” the mother answered. “And how is your son now?” he asked.
“Who cares?” she replied.
Please i have a question, If i block someone on facebook
and i meet him in the street, will he see me?
I’ve stopped smoking weed after the day
I saw an Ant breastfeeding its babies….