Johnny was playing outside when he really had to go to the bathroom. He runs in and his grandma was about to take a shower. He looks at her crotch and says, “Whats that?” She says, “Well, it’s a beaver, Johnny.”
The next day the same thing happens, only his mom is taking the shower. He says, “Mom I know what that is🍑. It’s a beaver, but I think grandma’s is dead because it’s tongue is hanging out

Thami was discharged from a mental hospital🏨.He was chained🔗 by his mental doctors➕. He was taken home by an ambulance🚑.
With confidence he claimed that he knew his house🏡.
At a big house next to a tree🌲 he saw 2 kids👬 wearing uniform🎓, he shouted and said
“Those are my kids, they going to school!”
Suddenly a woman👧 came out of that house then he shouted again saying
“That’s my wife, she is late for work!”
The doctors were convinced and as they were about to remove the chains🔗 off his hands, a man👦 came out of that same house🏡 then he shouted one more time saying
“Hey that’s me going to work!!”

Me : Bro I Got Two Bad News For You…
Him : Combine Them…
Me : Your Girlfriend Is Cheating On Both Of Us…

If u have failed grade 11,
dont worry u can still go to grade 12
during break time everyday

In Japan they invented a machine that catches thieves, so they took it out to different countries for a test.
In USA, in 30 minutes, it caught 20 thieves,
UK, in 30 minutes it caught 500 thieves,
Spain in 20 minutes it caught 25 thieves :
Nigeria in 10 minutes it caught 6,000 thieves,
Uganda in 7 minutes it caught 20,000 thieves,
Then they brought it to South Africa , in 5 minutes the machine was stolen.
#ProudlySouthAfrican

The Idiot who inverted Mathematics just
left us with more problems than solutions
jerr,where did they bury that fool.?

BREAKING NEWS
Beer bottles and cigarrete packs have
stickers explaining their harzadous
effects….but they let women just roam
around without stickers…
very unfair

*QUOTE of the day*
*Don’t tell people to get married because
their age mates have married. Even you,
your age mates have died, but has anyone
forced you to die?*

A husband was sitting on a sofa next to
his wife who was eating and typing on her
fone.
He heard his phone’s message tone
coming from the kitchen from where he
was charging it . He went to the kitchen
and read a message from his wife saying
“Please bring the salt on your way back.”