During my Teenage years,
Girls of my age would tell me that
I am young and that they will shake me..
Where you all at?

My brothers in 2018, let’s reduce cheating please..
one girlfriend per province is enough.

Today I donated my Watch ,Phone and $500 to the poor guy.
How happy am I when I saw the poor guy
put his knife back in his pocket ..

I don’t mind getting HIV from a Chinese
because I know its fake

My mum is preparing stew with her hen
that has slept with almost all the cocks In our area ,
as for me ,
i won’t eat that Prostitute

A woman is like a swimming pool.Dont bother finding out who swam before you, who is swimming with you,who will swim after you. Just enjoy swimming.

When you tell your friend to inbox your Bae just to test her loyalty and those mada fuckers end up having sex

Girlfriend Is Like Internet Virus,

She Will Enter Your Life,

Scan Your Pocket,

Transfer Your Money,

Edit Your Mind,

Download Her Problems,

Delete Your Smile & Hang Your Life.

So Avoid Your Girlfriend & Send Her Number To Me Don’t Worry About Me,

I Am A Professional Anti Virus…

9 months in your mom,s womb just to wear 5 roses jean…!!?😒
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What a shame…!!