Your Girlfriend will never post your pic on facebook because her sponsors are watching..
She can’t afford to Loose those airtime and Brazilianhairs because of you…..
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But just upload them and tag her if she delete those tag…..
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But it’s none of my business
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I slept at this woman’s place🏡, then at night her husband came, i dont knw 🙅how it ended but now am in a room sleeping 🏨and I am seeing people dressed in white holding things like medicine💉💊.
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I dont knw whats wrong
Being ugly is not easy.
You take 85 pictures, delete 80, edit 5 and post 1
Rainbow and Lerato in courtroom
Judge: Why did you hit ur wife with a chair??
Rainbow: I couldn’t lift a table…
A baby is never a mistake, you had sex
without condom, what were you
expecting? iPhone 9?
We all have that kind friend who drink 2 beers and be like
“Unga worry ntwana angeke bakwenze nix”
Him: baby can I see you today?
Her: John Cena
Him: what?
Her: you can’t see me.
The real reason why coloured people are so violent,
is because the Black and White person in them are
fighting over the land.
I’m the only one who hate it while cooking and
someone open the door of a pot and listen to the salt
For this coming new year I am not wishing anybody anything:
– If you want health, see the Doctor;
– If you want money, go to work;
– If you want a lover, be honest and sincere in your relationships;
– If you want success, be patient and perseverant;
– If you want happiness, make your neighbours happy.
Please I am sorry my friends, excuse me. Let each and everyone be responsible in 2018.