Dear future wife
Don’t worry about children
Ngizoza nabo
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*How to avoid Aids. 1st Round… Use Condom.*
*2nd Round… Don’t Use*.
*3rd Round… Use Condom.*
*4th Round… Don’t Use.*
*Believe me, HIV will be Confused.*
The way amaPampers adura ngakhona,
my next kid ngiyamtshova eToilet nge1 month.
Ahh angeke phela.
Kanti uzathola kanjani umtshado wena ungaka devorce lo owawumtshadile ematopeni.
God is not stupid yazi!!
Pastor Said :
“You should know your wife’s favourite flowers this valentine!”
Nyaa then whispers to his wife :And your favorite is
“Selfraising Flour ! my dear .
Is anything wrong if I stop the bus and
greet everyone in the bus,
then continue with my journey .
1.Ugly but caring.
2.Handsome but rude.
3.Handsome, caring but unfaithful.
4.Rich but ugly and short.
5.Handsome, caring and faithful but broke.
6.Broke, ugly but very good in bed.
Ladie’s Choose the Kind of Man yu wld want.
A man reached 70 years of age and was affected by a disease which made him unable to urinate. The doctors told him that he needs an operation to cure the disease. He agreed to do the operation as the problem was giving him severe pain for days. When the operation was completed the doctor gave him a bill which covered all the costs. After looking at the bill, the man started crying. Upon seeing this, the doctor said “If the cost is too high then we could make some other arrangements for you.” The old man replied, “I am not crying because of the money but I am crying because GOD let me urinate for 70 years and He never sent me a bill!”
We rarely thank GOD for these things which are indeed great favours. Let us ask GOD to grant us the ability to recognize His bounties and thank Him often.
And He gave you of all that you asked for, and if you count the blessings of GOD, never will you be able to count them, they are more than the sand in the ocean
“African Education system has surprising outcomes.
The smartest students pass with 1st Class and get admissions to medical and engineering schools.
The 2nd Class students get MBAs and LLB’s to manage the First Class students.
The 3rd Class students enter politics, and rule both 1st and 2nd Class students.
The Failures join the army and control politicians who, if they are not happy with, they kick or kill them.
Best of all…..
those who did not attend any school, become prophets, and everybody follows them.”
A teacher was teaching opposite words and
pointed to Nyaaa to stand up and answer some questions
Teacher:what is the opposite of Good?
Nyaa :bad
Teacher:Come
nyaa:Go
Teacher:Ugly
Nyaa:sexy
Teacher:you’re wrong!
Nyaaa:you’re wright
Teacher:shut up!
nyaaa:keep talking
Teacher:Ok,now stop!
Nyaa:Ok now carry on
Teacher:Get out of my class
Nyaa:come in my class
Teacher:Oh my God!
Nyaa:Oh my devil!
Teacher:you have Failed!
Nyaa:i have passed!