Keep disrespecting your girlfriend like that,
one of these days she will remove her wig,
wash her make up
remove her nails
and talk to you man to man

U CANNOT give a woman everything she needs.
If God Himself gave them eyebrows,
they shave it and draw their own.
God gave them nails,
they cut it off and fixed their own,
God gave them* *hair,
they cut it off and fixed their own,
He gave them breast,
they repackage it to the size and shape they want.
God gave the lips,
every morning they paint it with different colours of lip stick.
*If even God can’t satisfy them then who are U to think that you can please them ? 😂😂. My brother don’t kill yourself

Quote of the week
*Why can’t satan just apologise to God and we go back to Eden and be naked again…………..*
*there is a person that I want to see without clothes*

LADY’S TELL ME!!!
.
Break up – U Crying
Menstruation – U Crying
Child birth – U Crying
Engagement- U Crying
Wedding – U Crying
Sex – U Crying
Drunk – U Crying
.
What’s So Special About You??

This Morning I Didn’t Want My Family To Judge Me,
So I Passed Them With Only Two Cookies On The Plate
And 8 In My Pockets

URGENT please:
I’m looking for 17 people to come into my place,
I want them to come and watch a movie with me.. I wanted to watch it alone
But the movie is for 18 and Above

Hey guys,
Please be informed that somebody is trying to spread a dangerous rumour that I have stopped DRINKING alcohol.
I therefore categorically state here that at no point did I ever attempt to stop. In fact, I have never contemplated or dreamt about it.
These are lies fabricated by my enemies who want to tarnish my good reputation by preventing my family and friends like you from offering me drinks during this festive period.
I beg of you all to stay calm and vigilant while I investigate this BLACKMAIL.
I will keep you all updated

This morning I went jogging but then I remembered
Proverbs 28:1 which says “
the wicked shall run when no one is chasing them “….
I went back home