Men Think They Know Everything Until You Ask Them ” Who Is She “?

Are you having problems in your life? Are u strggling to make ends meet? Are you failing your exams? Having difficulty in finding a job? Is your health not doing well ? Are u strggling to find cash? If so …. yenzi plan

When milk men go on strike, they spill the milk on the road.
When garbage collectors go on strike, they throw garbage on the road.
When teachers go on strike, they throw chalk on the road.
When bus and taxi drivers go on strike, then they burn tyres on the roads. Dear Lord when will the Banks learn from these people and throw money on the road?

Madness is when u know its cold…
But u take out all ur clothes just 2 wear a condom

33 000 people diagonised with the deadly January disease , the number is expected to shoot up in the coming month

Symptoms of January disease –

1: unending fights between husband and wife / boyfriend and girlfriend
2: loss of weight
3: eating vegetables , bread and achaar, cabbage chicken feet and heads, everyday
4 : loss of craving for beer
5 : staying at home shuning your friends and telling them that you no longer drink beer
6 : blocking your smallhouse’s phone number
7 : stress
8 : being unable to count the number of days in January , counting 60 days instead of 31
9 : no sex with your patner
10 : borrowing groceries from the shops and tuckshops
11 : leaving your whatsapp group and selling your phone

If you have any of these symptoms my advise to you is next year spend the way you did this year
You spend a lot of money uyanya.

Q : what you will do if you lazy and
someone tell you to go to the market?
A : i will visit the online market