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Husband Is Like A Split AC,

No Matter How Loud He Is Outside,

But Inside The House,

He Is Designed To Remain Silent, Cool & Controlled By Remote.



Dr: “Mrs Rani, Good News For You”

Girl: “What Do You Mean By Mrs Rani? I Am Miss Rani”

Dr: “Oh! Am Sorry Miss Rani, Bad News“

At Midnight In A Hospital, Inside A Lift, There Was A Nurse & A Girl.

They Were Passng Through 3rd Floor Which Was A Mortuary. Suddenly The Door Of The Lift Opens.

They Saw A Boy Rushing To Get Inside.

The Nurse Was Frightend & Closed The Lift Imediatly.

The Girl Got Curious & Asked The Nurse: “Are You Okay & Why Did You Do That?”

Nurse (Panting): “I Know Him. He Is One Of Our Patients Who Died Yesterday. Did You See That Red Tag On His Wrist. We Put Red Tag On Dead Patients.”

In The Dim Light Of Lift The Girl Suddnly Raised Her Wrist & Askd Smiling: “Do You Mean This Red Tag?”

And The Lights Went Off …

Once I get you,
I don’t plan on losing you


The reason that seesaw has 2 seats is because that way…
there is always someone to
bring you up when u go down .

Be in the moment and enjoy every moment
knowing there is a tomorrow”


I wish I can explain to you how I feel
because every night before I go to sleep.
You’re all I think about.


Jealousy is normal in a relationship,
it shows someone doesn’t want to lose you.

You have enemies? Good.
That means you’ve stood up for something,
sometime in your life. -Churchill