People only realize what they had after they lose it
so hold on what you have and never ever let it go.
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I may not be good for someone but
I’ll be the best for those who deserve me.
I think its cute when you know that someone is
making an effort to make you smile.
The Most beautiful thing in this world is to
see your parents smiling and knowing that
you are the reason behind that smile.
Enough about jokes on *wives*. Now somethng for *husband*…😉
A new metal is added to *chemistry*:
• Name – *Husband*
• Symbol – *Hb*
• Atomic weight:
– Light when found
first
– Tends to get heavier
over the years with
time
• Physical properties:
– Boils at any time
with inlaws
– Can freeze in front
of his own family
– Melts if sees other
women
– Very bitter if
questioned
• Chemical properties:
– Very reactive
– Highly unstable
– Possesses strong
resistance to gold,
silver, diamond,
platinum, credit
cards and cheque
books
– Money saving agent
• Occurrence:
– Mostly found in
front of TV, Laptop & Mobile.
Someone somewhere In Mzansi is
pregnant and scared to go home for Christmas..
December visitors never leave
until the fridge is completely empty
May Your Xmas be free from Quagmile..Let it be Adoriferous, full of rampant cockistocracy, aggravated by the vitality of perambolity with the plumage of decapitation so that the new year will be congruental in as far as the mototiplity is concerned..
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I hope English was compulsory at your school…
Good day
Put a frog into a vessel fill with water and start heating the water. As the temperature of the water begins to rise, the frog adjust its body temperature accordingly. The frog keeps adjusting its body temperature with the increasing temperature of the water. Just when the water is about to reach boiling point, the frog cannot adjust anymore. At this point the frog decides to jump out. The frog tries to jump but it is unable to do so because it has lost all its strength in adjusting with the rising water temperature. Very soon the frog dies.
What killed the frog?
Think about it!
I know many of us will say the boiling water. But the truth about what killed the frog was its own inability to decide when to jump out.
We all need to adjust with people & situations, but we need to be sure when we need to adjust & when we need to move on. There are times when we need to face the situation and take appropriate actions.
If we allow people to exploit us physically, emotionally, financially, spiritually or mentally they will continue to do so.
Let us decide when to jump!
Let’s jump while we still have the strength.
*After staging a coup in my house, I went to the sitting room to announce to my kids that my husband was now under bedroom arrest. “Your dad is safe and sound and his security is guaranteed. he remains the father and first in command of this house. However, I am only targeting the FEMALE criminals SURROUNDING HIS BONUS*