Santa At Railway Station To Other People: “Did Anyone Lose Money Wrapped In A Rubber Band?”
One Said: “Yes I Did”
Santa: “Well, It’s Your Lucky Day, I Found The Rubberband“
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The Woman Who Invented The Phrase
“All Men Are The Same”
Was A Chinese Woman Who Lost Her Husband
Promises are like babies!
Fun to make but hell to deliver.
Time is like money:
you can either spend, waste, or invest!
If you think you’re free,
there’s no escape possible.
You`re like an alcohol.
I don’t keep you for the taste,
I keep you for the feeling.
You think I’ve changed.
Truth is you never really knew the real me.
During last 5 minutes of examination
every student gets a super natural power.
Not only do I sing in the shower,
but I also dance. Jealous?
I dont want to stay young forever
b’coz if I do, I won’t be having
my best dream which is to grow old with you.