Obunye ubukhwele bu serious
Guy: ungaphi babie
Girl: At the funeral
Nika isidumbu i phone
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Ngibulisa bonke abajola nabo Doctor ngithi “breath in”
Ngibulise abajola nama security ngithi “Vimba”
Ngibulise abajola no taxi drver ngithi “usdonse engathi uyasiyeka”
Ngibulise abajola nothisha ngithi “very good my girl”
Ngibulise abajola no cashier ngithi “plastiki?”
Ngibulise abajola nama poyisa ngithi “fakani okuncane”
Angibakhohlwa ke abajola eZion ngithi “khuluma moya”
Angibalibali ke abajola nosopolitiki ngithi kunina “ammmaaaaaaaaaandla”
Chess is da only game in da world,
which reflects da status of the husband.
The poor king can take only 1 step at da tym
while the mighty Queen can do wtevr she likes;-)
MOSA: My wife where are you?
WIFE: At home love.
MOSA: Are you sure?
WIFE: Yes.
MOSA: Turn on the radio.
WIFE: (turns Radio on)
sshhhhhhhhhhhhh h
MOSA: Ok my love goodbye.
Another day
MOSA: My wife where are you?
WIFE: At home love.
MOSA: Are you sure?
WIFE: Yes.
MOSA: Turn on the radio.
WIFE: (turns Radio on)
sshhhhhhhhhhhhh h
MOSA: Ok my love goodbye.
The next day, mosa decides to go home
without notice, and finds his son alone
and
he asked him son where is your
mother?
SON: I don’t know, she went out with
the
radio.
W A R N I N G * Please share this important warning with all your friends if you truly care.
Drinking and driving is extremely dangerous. Last Sunday evening, a friend of mine, while drinking and
driving, put his arm out of the window to indicate that he was turning right and someone grabbed his beer and ran away!
Why are bachelors slimmer than married men?
Bachelors return from work and see the same boring stuff in the’ fridge’and go to ‘bed’…..
Whereas married men return from work and see the same boring stuff in ‘bed’ and go to the ‘fridge’.
When Sweden and Denmark are playing the score luks like Swe 0-0 Den
The words that are not used stand for Den-Mark??
Uma unamadoda awu 3 kuyaphezulu awusona isf*be ngoba uzidlalela istokfela samadod.. Usungahlukanisa ke seku December!!
Uma umunt wesfazane egeza ebe ecula,
mase esethuli usuke esegezani ?
Umnikazi wepulazi wayegulelwa ihhashi wabiza udokotela ukuba azolixilong uma lingasindi lizobulawa emva kwa 2 days
Imbuzi yezwa lamazwi yaphatheka kabi yaya ehhashin Ngosuku lokuqala ilicela ukuba lizame ukutotoba,lahlulek ihhash
Ngosuk lesibil labonakal ihhashi litshakadul
Ihhashi laya embuzin liyobonga ngokuyeseka ligula..umnini we pulazi wamema abant kuzobungazwa ukuvuka kwehash Kwabulawa imbuzi