A girl at a boarding school texts her father….
“Goodevening Dad,i hopes u is fine and the hoe familiy.
Dad, i want to remembers u that we will starting ezams nest week,so a school want u to paid the school fins all else i will not going to write the ezam.Your lavely dowter, God blast you”
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Then the father replied:
“Good evening and hope u are fine as well. Please don’t even bother to write the exams coz u cant even pass, tomorrow i will send u transport money u come back home and become a witch doctor.
Infact, let God blast u, not me. Idiot!!”

Two Children Were Waiting In The Doctor’s Waiting Room.

The Little Girl Started Crying.

Little Boy Asked Her: “Why Are You Crying?”

The Girl Said: “I’m Here For Blood Test And The Doctor Is Going To Cut My Finger”

The Little Boy Too Started Crying.

Girl: “Now Why Are You Crying?”

Boy: “I’m Here For The Urine Test“

1. Newton’s Method – Allow The Tiger To Catch You & Catch The Tiger

2. Einstein’s Method – Chase The Tiger Until It Becomes Tired And Then Catch It.

3. Police Method – Catch A Cat & Beat It Until It Accepts Its A Tiger

What Is The Great Example Of Mixed Emotions

Your Greatest Enemy Falls From 8th Floor, On Your Brand New Car

And You Don’t Know Whether To Laugh Or To Cry

The reason why we don’t trust people :
-We don’t know them.
-We know them.