Teacher fell Asleep in Class and
Nyaa walked up to him,
Nyaa : “Teacher are you sleeping in Class ?”
Teacher : “No I am not Sleeping in Class.
Nyaa: “What were you doing Sir ?
”Teacher : I was talking to God.”
The next day Nyaa fell Asleep in class and the
same teacher walks up to him
Teacher : “Nyaa , You are sleeping in my Class.”
Nyaa : “No not me Sir, I am not Sleeping.”
Angry Teacher : “What were you doing. ??”
Nyaa : “I was talking to God.”
Angry Teacher : “What did he Say ??”
Nyaa : “God said he never spoke to you yesterday.
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Son: My fathers name is Laughing and my mothers name is Smilling
Teacher: You must be Kidding
Son: No, that my sisters name,I’m joking!!!
Sometimes the right person for you was there all along.
You just didn’t see it because
the wrong one was blocking the sight.
Not everyone has to like you.
Not everyone has good taste
TIP OF THE DAY; Delete the people that make you feel bad about yourself or your life, unfollow them, delete their numbers, erase their texts, find happier people, pet a dog, watch a silly movie, just try to forget about them. You’re better off, remember ur worth & don’t settle.
Surround yourself with people that push you to do and be better. No drama or negativity. Just higher goals and higher motivation. Good times and positive energy. No jealousy or hate. Simply bringing out the absolute best in each other
S – See your goal
U – Understand the obstacles
C – Create a positive mental picture
C – Clear your mind of self-doubt
E – Embrace all challenges
S – Sacrifice free time
S – Show the world you can do it
F – Feed your focus
U – Utilize all opportunities
L – Learn from all failures
Whatever is worrying you right now, forget about it. Take a deep breath, stay positive and know that God will make things get better
The Magic Of Doctor’s Handwriting
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The patient went to his doctor for a checkup and the doctor wrote out a prescription for him in his usual illegible writing.
Every morning for two years, he showed it to the conductor as a bus pass…
Twice, it got him into the movies, once into the baseball park,
and once into the symphony.
He got a raise at work by showing it as a note from the boss.
One day, he mislaid it.
His daughter picked it up, played it on the piano and won a scholarship to a conservatory of music.
And to top it all
One day the doctor’s pen was not working. He made few scratches on the back of his prescription
And the chemist dispensed it.😀😀😀
Off course doctor was MALE
If a guy dumps or breaks your heart, take his phone and leave. Call his Mother and tell Her he is dead & you are actually calling from the accident scene….. then switch off that phone.You can not be crying alone. She must also feel the pain for not raising him well.
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