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Choose someone who prioritizes your happiness.
Someone who wants to make you smile
because seeing you happy makes him happy as well.



Trust me! You don’t need any photo editing app to look beautiful,
Just a little Smile is enough

Whatever is worrying you right now, forget about it.
Take a deep breath, stay positive and know that
God will make things get better


If a woman asks u a question,
it’s better to tell her the truth because
chances are she’s asking you
because she already knows the answer.

The funniest thing in class is when the teacher
cracks a joke and no one laughs


I JUST SMOKE WEED FOR THE FIRST TIME TODAY BUT NOTHING HAPPENED
ANYWAY ADMIN CAN YOU TELL ME WHY DID YOU HIDE THE GROUP LAST SEEN ?


A man was asked to paint a boat.
He brought with him paint and brushes and began to paint the boat a bright red, as the owner asked him.
While painting, he noticed that there was a small hole in the hull, and quietly repaired it.
When finished painting, he received his money and left.
The next day, the owner of the boat came to the painter and presented him with a nice cheque, much higher than the payment for painting.
The painter was surprised and said “You’ve already paid me for painting the boat Sir!”
“But this is not for the paint job. It’s for having repaired the hole in the boat.”
“Ah! But it was such a small service… certainly it’s not worth paying me such a high amount for something so insignificant.”
“My dear friend, you do not understand. Let me tell you what happened.
When I asked you to paint the boat, I forgot to mention about the hole.
When the boat dried, my kids took the boat and went on a fishing trip.
They did not know that there was a hole. I was not at home at that time.
When I returned and noticed they had taken the boat, I was desperate because I remembered that the boat had a hole.
Imagine my relief and joy when I saw them returning from fishing.
Then, I examined the boat and found that you had repaired the hole! You see, now, what you did? You saved the life of my children! I do not have enough money to pay your ‘small’ good deed.”
_So, no matter who, when or how. Just continue to help, sustain, wipe tears, listen attentively and carefully repair all the ‘leaks’ you find, because you never know when one is in need of us or when God holds a pleasant surprise for us to be helpful and important to someone_.
_You may have repaired numerous ‘boat holes’ along the way… of several people without realizing how many lives you’ve saved_.
*✨So Keep up Good
work …✨💐*
🙏😁 I want to thank Everyone who Repaired my boat this year in every way like Good Wishes, thoughts, love, care & prayers.

Teacher :”kids tell me what your
parents do for a living”
Panado :”my mom is a teacher and my
dad is a mechanic”
Teacher: “good”
Nonto:”my mom is unemployed and my dad is a teacher”
Teacher :”good”
Nyaa: “my mom is a prostitute
and i don’t know my dad”
Teacher : “get out of my class and go to
principal’s office,and tell him what you just told me”
10 minutes later Nyaa returns smiling
and eating an apple
Teacher: “why are you smiling?did you
tell the principal what you told me?”
Nyaa: “yes I did”
Teacher : “what did he say?”
Nyaa: “he just gave me an apple and
asked me to give him my mom’s
phone number and address”.

*WHAT IS MATURITY?*
I used to think that maturity was about age and
physical development, how wrong I was. I have
since found out that age is only but a number,
below are 20 definitions of *MATURITY*
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1…. *Maturity* is when you accept other people
the way they are and their level of maturity.
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2…. *Maturity* is when you understand that your
ideas are not always the best.
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3…. *Maturity* is when you learn to let go even if
it pains.
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4… *Maturity* is when you are able to drop
expectations from a relationship and give for
giving sake.
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5…. *Maturity* is when you understand whatever
positive thing you do, you do is for your own
peace.
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6… *Maturity* is when you stop proving to the
world how intelligent you are.
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7…. *Maturity* is when you stop comparing
yourself with others because life is not a
competition.
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8…. *Maturity* is when you understand that you
cant and shouldn’t always get what you want
every time.
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9…. *Maturity* is when you are content and
satisfied with your life and yet aspiring to be
better everyday..
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10…. *Maturity* is when someone hurt you and
you understand their attitude and stay clear than
trying to hurt them back.
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11…. *Maturity* is when you start thinking of
other people and not just yourself.
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12…. *Maturity* is when you know you cant
please everyone.
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13…. *Maturity* is when you see things in
different perspective far beyond the way they are.
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14…. *Maturity* is when you love more and judge
less.
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15…. *Maturity* is responsibility
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16…. *Maturity* is Love
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17…. *Maturity* is the application of wisdom and
knowledge in humility..
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18… *Maturity* is when you accept that your
accomplishment, failures, destiny, reputations
and almost everything about your life depends on
God’s will and the choices you make and not
pointing fingers on others.
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19… *Maturity* is when someone hates you and
you still pray for them to succeed.
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20…. *Maturity* is knowing God, serving Him with
all that you’ve got and pursuing His Kingdom no
matter what people think or say.