Ngisaba nokuya ekhaya kulo Disemba, ngasendela u-Anty ipipi 🍆 ngephutha.
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(Phone call)
GLORIA: “Ingane ikhalela ibhayisikili.”
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MDELWA: “Nikuphi?”
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GLORIA: “Sise-Shoprite.”
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MDELWA: “Sukani phela ngakumathoyizi, iyani ngale ngakuma-braai pack!”
*PATIENT: Can a pregnancy drink beer if 9 months is not arrive?
DOCTOR: Forget about the beer..this type of English can cause miscarriage.😂😂😂😂😂*
The goal is to laugh forever with someone you take seriously.
Just thinking about you makes me smile.
Imagine what I feel when I see you.
As we grow older we realized that
the best part of our life is
when we were just still kids.
Unusual quotes…
* Speak when u r angry & u will make the best speech u will ever regret
* Life is unsure, eat ur dessert first
* If you can’t convince someone, confuse them
*Say the truth but run immediately after it
* Smile, bec0z it makes people wonder what u r thinking
*Be happy because its the best revenge
Cold christmas, cold night, cold feelings and cold conversation.
did you know that butterflies can’t see their own wings? so they have no idea how beautiful they are. maybe you’re a butterfly, you’re a wonderful person, u just don’t see it.
as we grow older our definition of true happiness grows along with our age before even simple stoys and christmas lights brightens up our smiles. christmas never changed, u did.