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Uma ufuna indoda enemali,
cacisa phela ukuthi enamalini.



Usanele wayesebenza e Goli kaaaaade
Wahamba ekhaya kuthi mhla ifika
ekhaya ifike ebsuku kanti khona
ikhwapha, i knock Usanele✊✊:

(e) uNKOSKAZ,
ubani loyo:😱😱

Usanele: ,imina nkoskaz
wam vula icabange

Unkoskaz: ukuthi
izokwenzanjani ithathe iskhwama
eskhuuuuulu ithi ishende alingene
phakathi avale uziphu asbeke
ngemva kwescabha emese eyavula
ke angene Usanele ahlale embhedeni
kanti bekusazofika elinye ishende
lakamakhelwane uma sekuhambe
leli elinye, lafika lanqonqoza
asukume umfaz avule athi “Haaw
uwe makhelwane bezishilo ingane
ukuthi ushiye impahla yakho la
emini ngingekho ngsaye emfuleni ithathe nansi
emva kwescabha”
asqukule lombhemu isikhwama
asisindi sinomuntu phansi aphume
naso athi mesesemnyango “ey yaz
indaba yokudla abafaz babantu
bukan nje umuntu eseze athwaliswe inguzunga
zamatshe”
aphendule lo oseskhwameni athi
“uncono wena nendlela uyaybona
mina angaz nokuthi ngiyiswaphi”
ladaklaza phansi iskhwama leliπŸƒπŸƒπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
lahamba kakhulu ngejubane…

Uyabona lento yokujola nomuntu omdala kunawe inesdina phakathi…mina ngake ngajola nosisi ongishiya ngo 12 years one day wangiphuzisa I wine wathi ufuna ukungibonisa into engingayazi kuthe sisakhisana kahle kuhamba kahle konke wavele wangikhotha lomthungo ongaphansi kwamasende..yey umsuzo wavele waziphumela kwathi bhuuuuu… wathi akakaqedi ngami usafuna ukungikakisa kuthe sesenza ucansi wangizwa ukuthi sengiyachama wavele wafaka umunwe wonke emdidi wami ngemuva angihayizanga kanje ngala ngiyachama ngemuva ngimincile kodwa umunwe uphakathi ngavele ngaziqulekisa….ngakusasa ngahamba angiphindanga ngabheka emuva ngam-blocka nasefonini….yazi m still traumatized nje

Uzwe kunuka amathambo ashayo kanti islender sthamele isgcaki


Before sikhothe πŸ‘sqale sdlulise ubuso kuyona siqabule ithanga kanti siyaynuka
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Majita umfazi uyasizwa during women on topπŸŠπŸ†musa ukulala sengath uwelwe ikhabethe nyakaza nawe mjita eyyy


If you can’t dance πŸ•Ί after drinking 🍻πŸ₯‚ at least speak English or promise people jobs, don’t just waste alcohol. πŸ™„


Untshontshe inyama ebhodwenπŸ–πŸ—ufike emvakwendlu kant izambaneπŸ™†πŸ™‡
😭😭😭😭😭

“I wish I met you before I met my wife” national anthem for married menπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

“Umnqundu uqala apha bazalwane”

Kutsho umfundisi kulahleke mali yomnikelo