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If you love her, never fill her ears with lies,
her mouth with words,
her eyes with tears,
her mind with confusion and her heart with pain.



Dont worry Failure ;
The harder you fall,
the higher you can bounce back up.

Tell a lie once and all your truths will become questionable.
That’s why it’s very important to take care of someone’s trust because once you break it, it will never be the same again

Cute relationship is …
when someone is angry and says
I will never talk to you .
And later comes back to you to
just inform you ….. I am still angry.


When A Black Cat Pass By…
Whites : It Adorable, Isn’t☺…
Black : Umangobe😱😱, In Jesus Name Fire!, Fire!

Don’t Be Ashamed if You Fart While Urinating,
There is no Rain Without Thunder


If They Told You, They Would Give You 12 million If You Can Kill Yourself.. Would You Do It??


In Africa you will go to a pharmacy and say you want to buy condoms and people will look at you like you want to buy a bomb.. who bewitched you my people?

Santa’s Complaint To Flipkart Support Center:

Dear Flipkart, I Always Opt For “Cash On Delivery”
But Your Delivery Boy Never Gives Me The Cash!

We all deserve happiness.
That’s why it’s important to surround yourself with
positive people who support you.
Choose people who bring out the best in you,
not people who bring drama and negativity into your life.