Kikuyu ladies dont catch feelings, they cash feelings….
if u cant handle them leave them a loan
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Keep believing that all girls are after your money till u End up marrying
the one that is after your life stingy man!
Attention is the rarest and purest form of generosity.
Simone Weil
Never wipe your tears if you still want to cry.
Uthi uyamduduza umuntu uthi kuzolunga, avele athi: “Nini?”
Ngizokwazi ngani-ke mina?
Ukube bekuya ngami, bengizohlala ngi-single,
manje-ke le nto 🍆 ayilidli ipapa.
“Festa!”
“Tsego!”
“Teti!”
“Foti!”
“Fifti!”
“Siksti!”
“Mina ngiyi-ollie!”
Akudleki nokudla ngiyagula, umakhelwane uthenge imoto nosofa abasha.
Uya kanjani ku 2020 neBoyfriend engakaze ikuyise Restaurant 😂
Ungene ne-girlfriend emfishane etekisini, uzwe u-driver ethi: “Mgone babakhe, kuzovuleka i-space.”