Bongekile Ungena Police Station Ubona Sthombe Odongeni Sbhalwe “Wanted”
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Bongekile : Isigebengu Lesi ?!?
Police : Yebo
Bongekile : Manje Niyamfuna ?!?
Police (Esholo Phezulu) Yebo Uyaz Singamthola Kuphi ?!?
Bongekile : Angmaz Nokmazi Bengfuna Ukbuza Ukuthi Animubambanga Ngani Ngenkathi Nimushutha.
Her:Bbe I truly love you😍
Me: How do you know its love?😕
Her: Because when I think of you I can’t breath
Me:Nah maybe it’s ASTHMA
Sibemnandi😋 isdudla kubengathi ungavel’umemeze uthi “ekabani leGumbafaya”😀😀
“Umakoti Ngowethu Siyavuma”
Igcina laphoke ✋.!! Leyokuthi
“Uzoniwashela Aniphekele” Udoti
Senihlanyela Umkami
“If a guy dumps or breaks your heart, take his phone and leave. Call his mother and tell her he’s dead. You can’t be crying alone girl.
She must also feel the pain for not raising him well”
90% of Africans can’t swim. They just walk around the pool like invigilators.
What is the difference between an Ordinary Thief (OT) and a Political Thief (PT)?* ..
1.The *Ordinary Thief* steals your money,
bag,
watch,
gold chain etc.
But,
The *Political Thief* steals your future,
career,
education,
health and business!
2. The hilarious part is: ..
The *Ordinary Thief* will choose whom to rob.
But, you yourself choose the *Political Thief* to rob you.
3. The most ironic one: ..
Police will chase and nab the *Ordinary Thief.*
But,
Police will look after and protect the *Political Thief!*
That’s the travesty and irony of our current society!
And,
we blindly say we are not blind!
👍 🤦🏿♂Too good not to share..
I’ll never ask you to change for me because you are perfect just the way you are.
Mina I post jokes for my crush 👩🏽🦰, angazi-ke ukuthi nin’abanye nisuke nihlekani.
Angazi ngempela ‘yazi.
Thol’ukuthi kaaade wagcina ukuthandaza,
kuthi la uthandaza khona uqale ngokuthi:
“Unjani Nkosi? Ayisazani…”
