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Casper’s closest friends spent 20k buying tickets to support him, Riky Rick just spent 20k on tickets as well today. Black Coffee promised to spend 20k each week buying tickets making sure the stadium gets filled up. Wena you organize an event all your closest friends expect free VVIP Tickets from you and to even give them extra ticket for their girlfriend. Check the people you associate yourself with mate
“Sanibonani evrandi!” 🙋🏽♂️
Kusho mina ngidlula ekhaya ngoDisemba
Shhh… Ngiyakuhlebela, ungatsheli muntu.
Kuthiwa January ama-Facebook comedians azophunyelwa izimali
Nithi nisajola kamnandi emotweni yakho, kudlule amajita, athi oyedwa: “Ngizitholele noma isikorokorwana esinje kule festive.”
Ningcono nina nanibabi eskoleni, thina sisayibambile namanje. 😐
Asihambe Spoti
UMaMkhize wathosela uGumede iqanda.
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Gumede: “Ngithanda elibhoyiliwe iqanda.”
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MaMkhize: “Uxolo Qwabe.”
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Ngakusasa amenzele iqanda elibhoyiliwe.
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Gumede: “Ngithanda elithosiwe iqanda mina.”
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MaMkhize: “Ngiyaxolisa Mnguni.”
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Ngakusasa uMaMkhize abhoyile elilodwa, athose elilodwa bese enika umyeni wakhe.
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Gumede: “Bekufanele uthose leli, bese ubhoyila leli.”
Into ebhedayo ngokubhala amahlaya njalo ukuthi kuyothi noma seku-serious ngiboshiwe ngibhale ngithi, “Ngicela usizo, ngiboshiwe eNewcastle police station!”
Bavele bakuphendule bathi, “Kwaaaa! Ave ugula njalo wena, uyithathaphi i-cellphone usejele?”
Uma ngikuboleka imali electronically, ngicela nawe uyibuyise electronically.
Phela nina ave niloya!
Awuthi ngidle uSho Madjozi, ngilale.
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