Dating an Unemployed girl will stress you to a point
where you’ll even think of opening a Facebook Page
and hire her as an admin 😒

Pirate never won against chiefs
When Zuma was still a president

You just recharged with R5 airtime
and still dialed
*100# to confirm if your airtime is
there
…South African and trust issues

I am suffering from Hypothesis,
Cloroplast and cotyledon.
Please pray for me

Can We Start The Weekend Over Again ?
i Wasn’t Ready

XHOSA Ladies Lack Patience 😒 ,
You’ll Date Her For 10Years And She’ll Suddenly
Start Bringing Up Stories About Marriage 😡 ..
Why Do Y’all Rush ? 😏

– I’m About To Drink WOOLWORTHS WATER 🔥😋 ,
i Can Already Hear My Accent Changing

You guys Lie Too much
.
You said Yesterday it was BlackFriday.
.
N I was the only one wearing All Black

Doctor: “I Regret To Tell You That You Have A Brain Tumor”

Santa (Jumps In Joy): “Yesss”

Doctor: “Did You Understand What I Just Told You?”

Santa: “Yes Of Course, Do You Think I’m Dumb?”

Doctor: “Then Why Are You So Happy?”

Santa: “Because That Proves That I Have A Brain“

Peanut butter can be so violent😒…
it tears the the bread slice when you spread it
and It chokes u to death when you eat it😨