Teacher: what do u do after school.

1st student: I go n buy mbanje from Nyaa
2nd student: I always go buy cigarettes from Nyaa
3rd student: I pass by Nyaa’s place and buy bronco.
4th student: I stay home and do my home work.
Teacher: wow..u r a great student, I hereby nominate u as class prefect to be an example to the rest, what’s ur name again?
4th student: Nyaa

Some of you ladies are still single because
you get advice from pictures with words..

I just finished My son’s Ice cream and now.

he’s crying

Should I beat him

black people when you tell them that someone died yesterday
they be aah mus i was with them last week

Dear Guys, she’s approachable, if there’s a girl you like or think she’s cute,
tell her, some of them are tired of waiting..!

Beards dont make you to be a man. Goats have got beards too.
All they do is meeeh meeeh…….
Same applies to other men!!!!!

World Economic Outlook

One Day A Tourist Comes To The Only Hotel In A Debt Ridden Town. Lays A $100 Note On The Table & Goes To Inspect The Rooms.

Hotel Owner Takes The Note & Rushes To Pay His Debt To The Butcher.

Butcher Runs To Pay The Pig Farmer. Pig Farmer Runs To Pay The Feed Supplier.

Supplier Runs To Pay The Prostitute, Who In These Hard Times Gave Her Services On Credit.

Hooker Then Runs To Pay Off Her Debt To The Hotel Owner For The Rooms She Rented For Her Clients.

Hotel Owner Then Lays The $100 Note Back On The Counter.

The Tourist Comes Down, Takes His Money & Leaves As He Did Not Like The Rooms.

No One Earned Anything. But The Town Is Now Without Debt & Looks To The Future With A Lot Of Optimism.

And That Is How The World Is Doing Business Today.

Santa Banta Were Fighting After Exam.

Sir: “Why Are You Fighting?”

Santa: “This Fool Left The Answer Sheet Blank”

Sir: “So What?”

Santa: “Even I Did The Same Thing, Now Teacher Will Think That We Both Copied“