The real meaning of I’m finished is when at night you lock the door
to kill a snake and then electricity goes off.

Mom : Alcohol won’t take u anywhere..
Me : Yeah alcohol has never been a taxi

“Dont clean the house at night you are
inviting evil spirits
“Don’t sweep on the bed with a broom
your partner will leave you for good ”
“if your palm is itching you are going to
receive money or visitors.. .
what other superstitions do you know….?

In WINE There Is WISDOM. In BEER
There Is FREEDOM. In WATER There Is
cholera. Drink responsibly. Are we
together???? Good morning friends

A guy got so high on weed, that he was searching for his phone 📱 with the torchlight 🔦 of the same phone he was looking for. . .
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He got so worried 😒 about the phone and was almost in tears 😥 even his roommate,who was also high, decided to join him in the search 🔍. . .
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After 45 minutes of searching, his phone rang, he picked the call and quickly replied the caller “I’ll call you back, I’m looking for my phone ” . . And he angrily ended the call and continued in the search for the phone he just answered a call with. . .
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After a while, he then decided to use the same phone to call his line and when he got the busy network he turned to his roommate and said . . “guy forget, that phone is lost, the person who got it has even blocked me am getting the number busy tone”.😕
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SAY NO TO DRUGS 🙌

married men should be provided with uniforms for easy identification….
we are fixing the country!!!

Congratulations to all Ladies who got pregnant by Men they met on social media…👏👏
•°•
My Sister you’re carrying a little Notification..

Black people parties have no ending time,
they go on till buff niggas start a fight..🙊