Don’t Trust A Sweet Voice On A Phone
I’ve Seen Miracles

Black People, We Don’t Leave Voice Mails.
We Leave 99 Missed Calls

If I come from a Chicken Family
My dad will be a cock, my mom a hen and I will be a Chick

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Early morning husband woke up and ask his wife: “Would you like to join me for jogging?”

Wife: “Ohh! So you mean to say I am fat?”

Hubby: “No. Jogging is good for health.”

Wife: “Oh . . . that means I am sick.”

Hubby: “No no. If you don’t want to get up, then it’s OK . . . ”

Wife: “So now you think I am lazy, ha?”

Hubby: “Nooo! You are misunderstanding me. I didn’t mean.”

Wife: “Aha! So I don’t understand you because I’m an illiterate, right?”

Hubby: “Now look I didn’t say that.”

Wife: “So am I lying? ”

Hubby: I beg you please don’t stretch it in the morning”

Wife: “Oh, now so I am a quarrelsome nag, abi?

HUBBY: “Ok ok . . . You go off to sleep. I am going jogging alone . . . happy now?.”

Wife: “You always go alone everywhere and enjoy yourself.”

Hubby: “Please, please. I am feeling giddy now ”

Wife: “See? You are so selfish. Always think of yourself alone. You never think of my health.”

Grrrrrr . . . Husband is sitting and thinking where he went wrong.

Dedicated to all married men . . .

Thank you for always being patient with your wives . .

There is no Rest for a Black Person Because Even After
You Die You Work as Ancestor

That Moment You Realize your bae is so beautiful ,
That you even think of going to her Father to
thank him for not using a condom…

A man ask a trainer on the gym: ” I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use”
Trainer replies “Use the ATM”