Soon some girls will realise it was not love😉
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True love is when you don’t need to care about
how you look anymore.
The difference between like, love and in love is the same difference between for now, for a while and forever.
What is the Difference between Wife and Girlfriend?
Great Thought in Modified Version….
Wife is like a TV and Girlfriend is like a MOBILE.
At home u watch TV, but when u go out u take ur MOBILE.
Sometimes u enjoy TV.
But most of the time, u play with ur MOBILE.
TV is (as good as)free for life.But for the MOBILE, if you don’t pay, the services will be terminated.
TV is big, bulky and most of the time old.
But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and portable.
Operational costs for TV is often acceptable.
But for the MOBILE, it is often high and demanding.
TV has a remote.
But MOBILE doesn’t.
Most importantly, MOBILE is a two-way communication (u talk and listen)
But with the TV, you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not)!!!!😝
Last but not least….!
Yet TV s are superior because
TVs don’t have viruses, but MOBILEs often do….!!!!😂
And mobiles can be easily hacked or stolen.
Take Care.
Issued in Public interest!😃
.😂.😂.
For security reasons, I finally chose TV.
Umfazi angathola iR200 note kutrouse yendoda uyathula kodwa angathola icondom eyodwa ukhuluma aze akhale.
Wife & husband watching soccer
Wife; Swettie kanti lo ugqokeleni okungafanani labanye?
Husband: Ngukeeper olinde igedi
After 5 min
Wife: Ingani ukeeper usegijima phakathi, igedi lisele lobani?
Husband: Lo ngureferee aso keeper
Wife,: Manje ureferee wenza msebenzi bani?
Husband: Nguye ocontroller igame.
After ,10 min
Wife: Hawu, ingani usemi phandle futhi ureferee?
Husband: Lo nguassistant referee, kumbe ulinesman
Wife: Usefuna ukusubstituter ureferee ophakathi?
Husband: Hayi usebenzela khonaphana along the line.
After 30 seconds
Wife: Manje iflegi aseyiphakamisile ngeyaliphi ilizwe?
Husband: Yoh yoh yoh! Lamuhla ngakubona okukhulu, ngapha iteam yami iyadliwa ngapha ngibuzwa izinto ezingelangqondo!
🙌🙌🙌ukubukela ibhora lomfazi so!
Ukwenza kwabantu abanomhawu
a)Nice car ~ iyokwenza i accident njalo imoto yakho idla i fuel
b)Rich family~ banomkhobo
c)Loving husband ~ wadliswa
d)Gain weight ~ ama ARV ayamvuma
e) Loose weight ~ukugula sekumqalile
f)Good marriage ~ abaqedi mnyaka bebonke
g)Look good ~ webolekile impahla
h)Build a nice house ~ uzofa ayishiye.
i)Start a new project ~ akula lapho okuyakhona lokhu .
Add more?
Uhlupho lwabo malukazana
(1) Engabamfitshane ~maye u George wathatha umatholwane
2)Abemude ~indlulamithi izakwanisa ukuhlakula
3)Athande ukuxoxa ~ lapha emlonyeni yimpempe .
4)Athule~ uthuliswa yikuncitshana lomoya omubi.
5)Athande uninazala ~ vele umntanami kamfuni sezoncenga umendo
6)Angabi lendoda loninazala ~ uyimbulu ubona engani u John lowo uzalwa ngunina.
7)Ahlale lomnawakhe wendoda ongumfazi ~ angithi sewathatha umntanami wamenza ibhoyi lakhe yena etshona elele.
8)Angahlali leshlobo sendoda~ kafuni muntu emzini ka Thabani wenzela ukuba athumeze ukudla ngakibo .
9)Athandane lomkakhe ~ maye umntanami wadliswa ibhakede lomuthi sebehamba belandelana njengenkwilimba .
10)Bahluphane balwe lomkakhe ~umaMamoyo uyakhuluma kakhulu yikho indoda imtshaya
11)Athumele abantwana ekhaya izikolo zivaliwe ~usengenza umuntu wakhe ukuthi ngimgcinele abantwabakhe
12)Angabathumeli abantwana ekhaya~ hantsho kafuni uthi nzabaloya
Monday 11:00am at school
Teacher : Good morning my children
Class : Morning ma’am
Teacher : Today we talking about colours, give me all the colours that you know.
Mmusi Maimane : Brown
Ramaphosa : Light Brown.
Gwede Mantashe : Dark Brown
Teacher : Mhmmm very good, continue
Zuma : Chris Brown
Teacher : Mxm, Malema help Zuma please
Julias Malema : Loaf Brown
Teacher : what??Hellen please help these two idiots…
Hellen Zille : Brown Dash
Teacher : Mangosuthu help these Idiots
Mangosuthu Buthelezi : Ellis Brown
Teacher : fotsek!!!
Angeke ube innocent njengomuntu ozobeka isitsha uma uwasha izitsha