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Njengoba likhala ngamakhaza amancane kanjena pho nizolunga emotuary



Wife : Wena Phuthi ngibone uSusan ekwenze I profile picture yakhe.?
Me: Ohh ok.
Wife : Uthi ok njani mina ngikutashela. Uyini kaSusan wena?
Me: Ngiyi Profile picture yakhe angithi nguwe otsho njalo.

Relationships requires alot of hard work That Won’t pay out at the end… how many times did you stay loyal to someone but still you got hurt at the end?? it’s never too late to showoff your febing skills.


If your battery last the whole Day you are ugly …..
beutiful girls charge their phones 3 times a day

Sometimes You Gotta Text Her “Babe
I’m At The Mall Let Me Know If You Want Anything ASAP”
Then SWITCH OFF THE PHONE


Doctors be like
€££¥!^¿~~ `•>pd$^^^;:”‘_₩£€’

Go to the pharmacy and buy those pills

Those guys have got their own handwriting


After having tlof tlof (sex) with a fat girl…….

Her: babie have you seen my panty?

Me: no i can only see a green vest on the floor!

Her:😡😳😞😞

Nice lunch fat ones

Makula/indians dont waste time. They send a friend request to a girl…if she is delaying to accept, they inbox her “helo babie” sametime they will send 🍆 and ask do you like it😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Makula are the best

Naw’jola nam, ng’cela uve ungkhumbuta kuze ngingakhohlwa