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BLACK:BIZANI INUNU IZOMUDLA



Always Smile , Dress Well , Act Calm So that
When you Fart In Public, No One Will
Suspect you

When days are dark….
Just go and buy electricity,
it’s got nothing to do with your friend

Ngiphuphe ngiyeke utshwala.
Akekho yini umuntu owazi ukulahlisa amaphupho amabi?


If someone asks about your educational background, proclaim boldly that:

Church is my college.
Heaven is my university.
Father God is my counselor.
Jesus is my principal.
Holy Spirit is my teacher.
Angels are my classmates.
Bible is my textbook.
Temptations are my exams.
Overcoming Satan is my hobby.
Winning souls for God is my assignment.
Receiving eternity is my degree.
Praise and Worship are my slogan

Did u just say Amen?

Dear satan….
Stop hiding behind bo katlego……we all know its you!!!!


Teacher: what do you call male crocodile??

Me: baba ngwenya


The number she is refusing to give you is the same number
another guy just deleted.Dont kill yoself my broda

Umfake emsebenzini umuntu omnyama ma ehola avele athenge imbuzi ahlabe abonge amadlozi wena akhohlwe ngawe.