Where did you buy your phone from?😕
Me: Nandos😉
N.B: correct answers not allowed
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Some pics they look like they captured them with CCTV camera
In Limpopo you have approximately 10 seconds
to eat your ice cream and finish it or else you drink it
Ladies you must always get married to
older men than you so that
when you lose your beauty,
he is also losing his eyesight.
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Are we together ladies??
[Me in court]
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Judge : “Did you kill this man?”
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Ronnie : “No, a bullet killed him, you see a bullet is made of lead which comes from the ground.
The ground is part of nature so
this man died of natural causes…case closed!!!”
I don’t trust girls who visit me with Large Handbags.
I once lost a Fridge,
Washing Machine and my brother
Let’s do more talking.
Because I believe what makes people distant from each other is that each one builds their own scenario.
Each one analyses what happens according to their mind, their thoughts and how they see things.
Let’s explain things that go in circles inside our minds so we would meet at a point.
The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names:
– The tender one
– The amazing one
– Lady of my dreams
She got angry and called the first number to find out that was his mother. Then she called the second number on which his sister replied . When she dialed the third number her own phone rang !!!!
She cried until her eyes got swollen because she had doubted her innocent husband, so she gave him her whole months salary to make up for it.
Husband took the money and bought a gift for his girlfriend whose name was saved as “Ghafoor mechanic”
Ladies sikwi Relationship not Catering business
so umuntu makasuke kubo edlile
knock knock
😒: Who’s there
😂:Coca cola
😒:Coca cola who?
😂:Coca cola lang sana Ang Yung minahal di ka muling mag iisa ,di kana mangangaylangan pang humanap ng iba.🎶🎵
Ps:Nakita ko lang sa PROFOUNDLY