Being single and sleeping on a double bed is
disrespecting married people.

Stop calling workers by their old titles*. .
*Please address them by using their new titles accordingly and not only will they like it but they will even work for you HARDER than before for the same pay. They will stick to your company and will never ever leave you. Just try!*

OLD: *Garden Boy*
NEW: *Landscape Executive*

OLD: *Gardner*
NEW: *Plant nutritionist*

OLD: *Petrol attendant*
NEW: *Fuel transmission technician*

OLD: *Car Cleaner*
NEW: *Vehicle Image Developer*

OLD: *Water Pump Operator*
NEW: *Aqua line Executive*

OLD: *Lift Operator*
NEW: *Vertical Movement Specialist*

OLD: *Receptionist*
NEW: *Front Desk Executive*

OLD: *Typist*
NEW: *Printed Document Handler*

OLD: *Messenger*
NEW: *Business Communication Conveyer*

OLD: *Telephone Operator*
NEW: *Communications Executive*

OLD: *Window Cleaner*
NEW: *Transparent Wall Technician*

OLD: *Temporary Teacher*
NEW: *Associate Teacher*

OLD: *Tea Boy*
NEW: *Refreshment Technician*

OLD: *Garbage Collector*
NEW: *Environmental Sanitation Technician*

OLD: *Guard*
NEW: *Security Enforcement Executive*

OLD: *Thief*
NEW: *Wealth Relocation Specialist*

OLD: *Driver*
NEW: *Automobile Propulsion Specialist*

OLD: *Maid*
NEW: *Domestic Management Executive*

OLD: *Cook*
NEW: *Food Technician*

OLD: *Gossiper* (my wife)
NEW: *Oral Research and Evaluation Executive*

(Funny But True About Us Guys)
Girl : Babe there’s something I wanna tell
you
Guy : I also wanna say something
Girl : Please start
Guy : Eish it’s hard to say it Eish
Girl : No relax babe please tell me
Guy : I’ve been sleeping around with
othergirls including your cousin
Girl : No no no, Babe no but why?
Guy : I was tempted please Forgive me I’ll
never do it again
Girl : Fine babe mistakes happens I Forgive
you
Guy : You the best babe thanks
Girl : Eish I also cheated and slept with
someone
Guy : You who !! You’ve been cheatin with?
Girl : It was a once off thing
Guy : Voetsek piss off once
off thing ya for, Once off thing my foot!
Girl : Please don’t, I love you
Guy : I don’t care we done, You hear me?
Stay away
True Or False ?

He was my crush until he posted”Iam a 27 year old handsome, hardworking, GOD fearing young man, an engineer, and looking for a cute hairy👌, beautiful👌, well structured and young black goat to buy for easter. Thanks

There’s no other romantic walk than
walking with bae to the ATM

DID YOU KNOW?
Scientists are still investigating why boys wake up at 07:30
and manage to be at class at 07:45

Schools are so expensive now.
My kid will learn everything from Takalani Sesame

Dating a married man is fun until
you realise he saved your number as engine oil