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When you are bored just think about a few things that don’t make sense …like ;
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1. If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?
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2. Which letter is silent in the word “Scent,” the S or the C?
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3. Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?
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4. Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn’t it be called double V?
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5. Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work.
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6. Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.
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7. The word “swims” upside-down is still “swims”
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8. 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
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9. If you replace “W” with “T” in “What, Where and When”, you get the answer to each of them.
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Wisdom will kill me one of these days.



Once an old man spread rumours that his neighbor was a thief. As a result, the young man was arrested.
Days later the young man was proven innocent. After being released he sued the old man for wrongly accusing him.
In the court the old man told the Judge:
“They were just comments, didn’t harm anyone.”
The judge told the old man:
“Write all the things you said about him on a piece of paper. Tear it up on the way home and throw away the pieces. Tmoro, come back to hear the sentence.”
Next day, the judge told the old man:
“Before receiving the sentence, you will have to go out and gather all the pieces of paper that you threw out yesterday.”
The old man said:
“I can’t do that! The wind spread them and I won’t know where to find them.”
The judge then replied:
“The same way, simple comments may destroy the honour of a man to such an extent that one is not able to fix it. If you can’t speak well of someone, rather don’t say anything.”
*”Let’s all be masters of our words rather than being slaves of our words.”

Family crisis is when u discover that the father that fathered your father’s mother is not related to your sister’s cousin’s brother…

Are u getting it?

Rich having a convo with his crush๐Ÿ˜‰

Rich: Hiโ˜บ

Her: hi, how was u doing?๐Ÿ˜ฎ

Rich: Im fine…๐Ÿ˜€

Her: where did u born?๐Ÿ˜‘

Rich: where did i born? How?๐Ÿ˜จ

Her: Don’t be stupid๐Ÿ˜…where did u borned yourself?๐Ÿ˜ 

Rich: Come again๐Ÿ˜ฏ

Her: which come?๐Ÿ˜Ÿ

Rich: I mean repeat again๐Ÿ˜•

Her: I said where did your borning begin?๐Ÿ˜ 

Rich: Im confused๐Ÿ˜

Her: Jeez! OK! Born! Born! Your mom’s bottom drop u out u cry “Nywe Nywe Nywe”๐Ÿ˜ข…Place! Where your mom borneth u!๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ 

Rich is still looking for a safe place where he can faint


Spoil ur man mtaka Ma, uke um’vakashele
uthwele 24 ye’Hansa ekhanda


It’s 2018 and Scientists still haven’t
discovered a way to respond to…
“Wena ungenaphi”??


Some people feel shy taking a taxi
to town because they own cars on
facebook

When relationship is in ICU….
Her: Morning baby, ulale njani?
Me: Ngazelephi mina beng’lele nam
angbonanga nex

When I hear myself eating crunchy food,
I wonder if other people can hear it too.