It is almost impossible to smile on the outside
without feeling better on the inside.
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If you lower your expectations,
you limit your disappointment.
I am incharge of how I feel and today
I’m choosing happiness.
Teacher: You had all weekend to do you homework!
Me: Uhm, sorry but I have a life…
If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back,
come to me. I’ll tell you more.
Never trust a person with one only facebook picture.
If nothing lasts forever, I was wondering if you might wanna be my nothing?
Indoda engela mali uyibona ngokuzamula iphume inyembezi.
Did you know that in every WhatsApp group there are these characters
👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽
I. Amawuwu🐞🐞🐞🐞- laba ngababhowa ukubabona be-typer.
2. Impukane 🐜🐜🐜🐜- Balomsindo,abathuli….,ubingelela njalonje,morning morning. …
3. Impethu🐛🐛🐛🐛- ungambona etyper, wobakwazi yi nonsense yodwa ebhalwayo,uhlalengotshingayo-normally sends boring chats without respondents.
4. Ofudu🐢🐢🐢- laba yibo abahlekiswa yi-joke yayizolo ekuseni, yilaba abafowada indaba zelast week or last year ebesethi nginikani izando zami.
5. Ingulube🐖🐖🐖- laba ke yibo o-‘kikikikiki’ akula abakubhalayo okulengqondo.
6. Amagundwane🐀🐀🐀🐁- laba ngabangafuni ukuthi abanye bechaze umphakathi wegroup,uyahlohlela eyakhe ijoke eyakho ingakahlekwa.
7. Omalandelela🐾🐾- laba ngabamelela ukuthi abanye beqale becommente then labo sebelandela khonapho-Yibo oAmen🙏
8.Amaxoxo🐸🐸🐸- laba bayabhowa, baposta kanye ngenyanga.Ulast seen wabo ngowelast month.
9. Impankwa 🦎🦎- laba ngabakhatheleyo nje-2 minutes sephumile egrupini,2minutes later secela ukubiselwa.
10. Ubunyonyo🐜🐜🐜- laba ngama P.H.D (Permanent Home Dweller)bahlala besegrupini.Always on line, akula okubakhuthayo and akula abanga-commenti ngakho.
11. Izipoki👻- laba benza ingani abakho vele, okwabo yikubala kuphela okupostwe ngabanye,abayenzi even u’kikikikiki’ .Babona igroup njengeLibrary.
12. Ama bhoza 🤴🏾👸🏽👨🏽👨🏽👨🏽💻👩🏽👩🏽👩🏽💻ngama group administrators bahlezi beqaphele sonke isimo kuma groups 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🙏🏽
Ngabe wena ume kuphi lapho
Soon after S**, the guy was tired and the gal said, I guess u are a ANC member…
Astonished the guy asked, ‘How did u know???’..
The lady said, “It’s becoz u promise a lot but do nothing…”