Tebza:Why ride a roller coaster when u can ride me?
Lebo:Because roller coasters actually make me scream
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Never force children to pray at dinner…
At young boy was ordered to lead in prayer…
Tebza:But I don’t know how to pray…
Father:Just pray for ur family members, friends and neighbors, the poor, etc
Tebza:Dear lord… Thank u for our visitors and there children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they won’t come again. Forgive our neighbor’s son, who always removes my sister’s cloths and wrestle with her on her bed. This coming Christmas, please send cloths to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy’s Blackberry… And provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom’s room when daddy is at work… Amen!!!
…….. Dinner was canceled!
There are idiots who always reply with no
whenever they are asked question.
So tell me are u one of them?
There are 5 types of slenders:
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1)Slender by nature
2)Slender by drugs
3)Slender by sex
4)Slender by disease
5)Slender by hunger
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Where do u belong?
If we are in a relationship and I cheat on u
that doesn’t give u permission to cheat back.
I’m giving u an example of what not to do
Entlerk girls why nis’tshela man’phethwe ama’
Period pain bt masen’pholile anis’tsheli Why??
Some girls are good at editing pictures…
yaz ama’Pumps aze afane ne’Vans
When uu jst told Bae dat “mina nawe sizofa silahlane”
then uu start coughing nn feel headache
Walk tall as the trees, live strong as the mountains, be gentle as the spring winds!
Gd evening guys..
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Awesome moment is when you reading someone’s status
and you know its for you….