This Is How To Complement Your Ugly Girl😂

Real beauty lies not in the physical appearance, but in the heart.

Dating an uneducated lady is a blessing 😂

Lady : baby it’s too late where r u ?😞
Guy : I’m at the bank changing my FB profile pic 😕
Ledy : ok love do quickly😘

Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me six times, The Fast and the Furious 6

Besides : It’s Over!!!

Which Other Two Words Do You Know
That Can Change A Play Boy In To A Pastor ?

Some Kid In A Taxi Today Askes Her Pregnant Mom

Kid : Mom whats in your stomach
Mom : A baby
Kid : Do you love her ?
Mom : yes
Kid : why did you eat it
Mom : fainted 🙆

But i Can’t laugh

Never Give Up On Your Dreams My Brother
Just Keep Sleeping

We Are Best Friends
Remember That When You Fall
I Will Pick You Up Just After I Finish Laughing.

I Swear This Is Just Not My Year

Around This Time Last Year I Already Made Three Girls Pregnant .

Getting married at the age of 22 is like
leaving the party at 20H00

yati every time am in town I look at people…
and think to myself…
This are all,grown up sperms…
that managed to win the swimming competition 🎃