I applied for a new job as a server at a retirement home. When asked why I left my last employment I replied, ‘Yes, sir, the wages were good, but it was the most ridiculous place I ever worked.’
They played a game they call BRIDGE, and every night a lot of folks were there. As I was about to bring refreshments, I heard a man say ‘Lay down and let’s see what you got.’ Another man said ‘I got strength, but not much length.’
And then another man said to a lady, ‘Take your hand off my trick.’ I pretty near dropped dead just when a lady answered, ‘You forced me. You jumped me twice when you didn’t have the strength for one good raise’. Another lady was talking about protecting her honor.
And, two ladies were talking and one said, ‘Now it’s my turn to play with your husband while you play with mine.’
Well, I just got my hat and coat and as I was leaving I hope to die if one them didn’t say, ‘Well, I guess we can go home, this is our last rubber!
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Two engineers arrived at work at the same time and one said, “You normally walk to work. Where did you get such a great bike?”
The second engineer replied, “Well, I was walking home yesterday, took a shortcut through the park, and was minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, ‘Take what you want.'”
The second engineer nodded approvingly, “Good choice, the clothes probably wouldn’t have fit.”
Teacher: who is Jose Rizal?
(quiet the class, no man lifted up the hand until John and said. )
John: maybe different section ma ‘ am.
There Are Three Kinds Of Men In The World.
Some Remain Single & Make Wonders Happen,
Some Have Girlfriends & See Wonders Happen,
The Rest Get Married & Wonder What Happened?
Teacher: “Who Created The Earth?”
(Boy Pokes A Girl’s Back With A Pen)
Girl: “Oh God!”
Teacher: “Good Girl. Correct Answer”
Teacher Again Asked: “Who Was Born On 25 Dec?”
(Boy Again Pokes The Girls Back)
Girl: “Oh Jesus!”
Teacher: “Very Good. Correct Answer”
Teacher Again Asked: “What Did Eve Tell To Adam When They Had Their 17th Baby?”
(Boy Pokes On Girl’s Back Again)
Girl: “If You Don’t Stop Inserting That Thing In Me Now. I’ll Break That Into 2 Pieces And Just Put It Into Your Nostrils.”
Teacher Fainted!!
What would you do if a person pretented to love you
in the begining just to forget another person
but he end up loving u truly ?
Things will be okey
Everything will be fixed
Our dreams will come true
And our wounds will heal
We need to keep believing
Have faith and passion
Allah is with us 💜
Nighty sweet dreams and prayer that will come true inshallah
Stay away from people who make feel
that you are hard to love
“Sometimes in life, we need a few bad days
in order to keep the good ones in perspective.”
— Colleen Hoover
If someone can go about their day without talking to you,
then you might not be as important like they say you are.
Actions speak louder than words and that’s clearly a sign
they’re just interested in you when they have nothing to do.