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It’s not that I don’t have the money to buy IPHONE X.😏it’s just that they don’t have the colour I want. Cockroach Brown, mixed with pepper soup blur…



Don’t waste your time with people who seek attention
they are just bored with there life.

If I delete your number, you’re basically deleted from my life.


If you’re going to talk about me behind my back,
don’t smile at me to my face.

I tried to be normal. Worst two minutes of my life.


No, I’m not ignoring you…
I just lost interest in what you were about to say.


Text: You awake???
Reply: No didn’t you know I text in my sleep
Text back: Oh…text me when you’re awake…
5 minutes later…
Text: Are you awake yet?

A big benefit of being sarcastic is you can be openly mean
and people still think you are being funny

Saying “just kidding” after insulting someone is the best way to handle it