Never make permanant decisions on temporary feelings.
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Life is meaningless only if we allow it to be.
Each of us has the power to give life meaning,
to make our time and our bodies and our
words into instruments of love and hope.
Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house.
But why do we condemn girls for wanting rich guys??
even me if I was a girl I would’nt date my self!!
Good galz do💉📡 Science
Smart galz do 📠💸💸Commerce
💃🏻Izifebe do ✈🛫Tourism, angithi phela zifuna ukuhamba 🚶🏻♀🚶🏻♀🌍umhlaba wonke 🔍🔎zifunana namadoda.🕴🏻
Relationship ifana nama earphones uvele ubone sekukhala i-side eliy’one!!
U can have *** with a very beautiful and fine lady
for about 5 times but she won’t get pregnant.*
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*Try an ugly one,just 1 round,u are already a father!!*
If someone didn’t attend your funeral,
would you attend theirs?
A turkey was chatting with a bull, ‘I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree’ sighed the turkey, ‘but I haven’t got the energy.’
‘Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?’ replied the bull. ‘They’re packed with nutrients.’
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree where he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him down.
Moral of the story:
Bull sh!t might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there…
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness.
“Isn’t it true,” he bellowed, “that you accepted $5,000 to compromise this case?”
The witness stared out the window as though he hadn’t heard the question.
“Isn’t it true that you accepted $5,000 to compromise this case?” the lawyer repeated.
The witness still did not respond.
Finally, the judge leaned over and said, “Sir, please answer the question.”
“Oh,” the startled witness said, “I thought he was talking to you.”
Judge collapsed.