You got a new boyfriend in January
& u get mad when he tells u he can’t buy u a Valentine’s day Gift🎁
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My sister if u join a company in November,
Do u expect to get a bonus in December?
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When you think she’s screaming because you’re
hitting it right kanti lutho iSpring sembhede syamhlaba
Rich on second day of marriage💏
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He went to the make-up artist who did his wife’s bridal make-up and gave her a beautifully packed iPhone 8+ box as a gift🎁
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The make-up artist opened the box with great happiness☺ but was suddenly depressed😔 to see a Nokia 3310 phone inside the iPhone 8+ carton
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Rich smiled and said: “same feeling i had when i saw my wife this morning”
Husband: Why is the house not clean yet u have spent the whole day home😐
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Wife: why are we not Rich yet u always spend the day at work?
A mad man [Rich] in a psychiatric [Mental] hospital climbed in a tree and stayed there for half of the day😐
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He suddenly let go of the branch and fell forcefully on the ground😨 A doctor ran and asked him what happened?
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He replied: I’m ripe
I Wonder How It Feels To Be
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Winnie Madikizela Mandela😟
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Everyday Bona Ex Yakho In Your Wallet 😅
Life is not the amount of breaths you take,
its the moments that take your breath away.
It’s beautiful when two strangers become best friends,
it’s terribly depressing when two best friends become strangers.
Never tell your problems to anyone…
20% don’t care and the other 80% are glad you have them.
I like to pretend that everything is alright.
Because when everybody else thinks you are fine,
sometimes you forget for a while that you’re not.