Yaz’ that KFC street wise 2 taste has
changed ever since it was advertised by
Distruction boyz isinale haiibo
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Nobody cheats like a guy who
Doesn’t perform in bed.
He goes around broadcasting
His disability.
Aih suka man.
Sometimes You Have To Keep Your Feelings
Cause It’s Not Easy To Find Someone
Who’ll Understand Them…
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When working in a spaza gets into your head too much😐
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When someone asks u your age your answer will be like “R18” bro
I have decided to sell my vacuum cleaner because
all it was doing was gathering dust.
When I was 16 my mother wanted to get rid of me because
I was a problem child…
She sent me to buy weed and then she called the police
Ehh mare some people….
Tebza enters a Taxi 🚕…
Driver:Where are uu going sir???
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Tebza:Keya back sit
Trevor : “do you know how to make someone really curious?”
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Ronnie : “no why?”
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Trevor : “i will tell you tomorrow”
Teacher: I returned from work, opened my door and saw R50 billion💵 on my bed. Assuming u were in my shoes what wouldu do?😐
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Rich: I will bite your toes until u faint😑. I will then come out from your shoes and take all the money💵
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Teacher: Fool! You can’t be literally in my shoes🙅… That’s a figure of speech😉
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Rich: You can’t literally open the door and see R50 billion on the bed✋ In this country’s economy😂… who will keep it there?😆😆…That’s a figure of impossible speech
Ringo: You were so drunk last night😂
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Rich: No i wasn’t✋
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Ringo: You called a taxi to take u home😆
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Rich: yes so i will not be involved in a car accident right?😕
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Ringo: 😂😂😂 the party was at your house u idiot