A total naked woman rushed in a taxi. The taxi driver turned back and stared at her so keenly. The woman asked the taxi driver, “Why are you staring at me that way, havent you ever seen a naked woman?” The taxi driver replied, “No, I just wonder where you have my money.”

Do u ever just stare at an incoming call as your phone rings, waiting for it to hang up so u can continue using your phone?😂
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You are evil

Hi i would like to let u know that next week Monday is my last day here in SA😐
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I am travelling to England to study Industrial Engineering, I will be away for 4 Years. May God Be with You all. I will miss You all😢
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Please forward this message to everyone who knows me. I have just forwarded the message as i received it. I don’t even know who’s travelling

You’re short woman and you’re dating a short man
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Tell me who’s gonna change the light bulb when its get burned?

If u think your life is tough😐
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Just know that somewhere someone is trying to read a Doctor’s prescription

When u try to cheer yourself up by singing when you’re sad😣
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Only to find out that your voice is worse than your problems💪👏

Never compare Google Quotes To Your Relationship✋
You will remain single💪

You pause FIFA and reply to her texts
and
she still cheats