Ronnie went to a girl and hugged her without any warning.
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Girl : “hey what was that?”
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Ronnie : “Direct Marketing”
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The girl then slaps Ronnie
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Ronnie : “hey what was that for?”
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Girl : “Customer feedback”

Eggs are so expensive these days Ayee…
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Month end I’m buying a pregnant chicken…

Tebza was interviewed after saving a very fat woman
from been beaten by a street kid.

Interviewer:Dude what inspired u to help out the woman??
Tebza:I saw posters all around town written “Save Our Rhinos “

Lebo:Bbe, I’m going to cook ur favorite tonight
Tebza:Ehhh since when u know how to cook beer?

Tebza:Babe, I want us to have three some…
Lebo:OK skadow, I’ll ask Lesego to show up, plus he is very good
Tebza:WTF(fainted)

Judge : “why did you steal the car?”
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Ronnie : “I had to get to work”
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Judge : “why didn’t you use the bus?”
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Ronnie : “I don’t have driver’s license for the bus”

Tebza was lying on his couch with his eyes closed… His brother in law went up to him and asked…
Pule:Are u sleeping??
Tebza:Why do u ask??
Pule:I was wondering if u could lend me three hundred rand.
Tebza:Well, let’s return to ur first question, I’m asleep. The answer is yes I have the money, so leave me alone!

You can’t be broke, jobless, single, homeless, ugly and uneducated at the same time… Please choose one struggle…

My phone was stolen in class and I told them to return it back
before I do something that I have done in johannesburg…
Classmates:What did u do at johannesburg?.??
Tebza:I bought a new phone!!!