Ladies Please Repeat After Me;
“My Boyfriend’s Money, Is My Money Too!!!”
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Mistress: when are you leaving your wife?
Mister: now, I come home.
* hasted came home at home *
Mister: we need to talk.
Wife: I also have to say.
Mister: it’s important to me.
My wife: that’s mine too.
Mister: you don’t understand… I don’t want…
Wife: I won the lotto 100 million! What are you going to say? You said I don’t want…
Mister: AA… I don’t want you… I love you.. I love you
Witchcraft Is When Your Dad Is Unemployed And Your Momm Turns The Volume Up When It Is Uzalo’s Theme Song “Amanye Amadoda Ayaphumelela!!!”.
You Wanna See His True Colours?
Tell Him You’re Pregnant!!!
Husband : Honey Let’s Play Hide And Seek?
Wife : No, Last Time We Played It I Couldn’t Find You
And You Came Back 15 February!!!
Insecure guy
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Guy: bae where are you??? Girl: I’m in church
love ! Guy: Give Jesus the phone.
Kissing a short person is like
drinking water
from the tap
A chinese guy walks into a bar
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Ronnie : “hey, do you know Kung fu?”
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Chinese : “no why is it because i’m a chinese?”
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Ronnie : “no it’s because you are drinking my beer”
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Chinese ran away!!
A signboard outside a restaurant read “Eat As Much As You Can, Your Grandchildren Will Pay”
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Rich entered the restaurant and ate as much as he could, got a toothpick and was relaxing when the waiter gave him the bill, he laughed, pointed to the signboard and said” don’t u see? Only my Grandchildren will pay”
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The waiter replied “This is not your bill, It’s your Grandfather’s bill”
Comment with a biggest lie
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Me : I eat once a year
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Whats yours?