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Boss: Phuthi!!!
Me: Yes basi.
Boss: Unuka insango yindaba?
Me: Kungoba lemali ongiholela yona
incane kabi I can’t afford Cocaine..



Kuthiwa abantu aba left handed nxa bephenduka
belele bayavuka baphume phandle
abuye eselala ngomunye umhlubulo.
How far true?

Chiwengwa: Ekuhle ngekhaya
Tshuma: Ngubani ?
Chiwengwa: Vice President, Deputy Comander of Defence Force,Minister of War Vets , Retired General, Cde Constantino Guvheya Dominic Nyikadzino Chiwenga, singene.
Tshuma : liyangena ngaphi ngobunengi benu lobo 😭😭😭😭 hlalani phandle

Why Does It Always Have To Be A WOMAN
Who Keeps The Relationship Alive


can i check your pockets i think you stole my heart!


I wish to belong to you,
I’ll be the one you’re looking for and
we’ll be the one heaven’s searching for!


Y MEN R NOT ALLOWED 2 RUN ADVICE IN LOVE COLUMNS IN MAGAZINES N NEWS PAPERS
Hi uncle Nyaa: “I am a lady aged 26, I left my husband wit de maid n baby @ home n I drove 4 just about 2km from home.
My car engine started 2 overheat, so I had 2 turn back n get another car.
When I got home I found my husband in bed wit our maid, I don know wat 2 do now, pls help me.”
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Uncle Nyaa’s Reply: “Overheating of engine after such a short distance can b caused by problems associated wit de radiator.
U need 2 check oil n water level in ur engine b4 u start ur journey.
U must also make sure ur car is serviced regularly 2 avoid problems in future, hope dis will help!!!
Oh one more thing if it does happen, don go back home, call ur insurance.”

TODAY, Don’t think of saying any UNKIND W0RD, think of the people who can’t speak.
Don’t complain about the FOOD yu eat,
some have nothing.
Don’t complain about LYFE, many die
young.
When you’re TIRED of your job, think of the jobless, the disabled & those who wish they had urs.
When SAD TH0UGHTS seem to put you
down, paint a SMILE on your face & thank GOD you’re alive n you’re still around.
LYFE’s a gift. LIVE IT WELL

I AM A WOMAN!!! –

So what?
I get into an argument with a man, he slaps me, I feel the pain, yet they tell me I provoked him. I should have been quiet, I should have been patient. I should apologize to him.

I get into an argument with a man, I slap him, they tell me I have no respect, no home training. I should have been quiet, I should have been patient. I should apologize to him.
Because I am a woman, I don’t have a right to be angry. So, the degree of my innocence is directly proportional to the degree of my silence in the face of oppression and brutality…..

Because I am a woman, my husband cheats on me, I am told to tolerate it to save my marriage. The barbaric and stupid excuse is that ”it is in their nature to cheat, I should slim down, dress better, cook better, pray harder and be more pleasant to him”

I cheat, and I am called a whore, I have committed an abomination, I have no right to look elsewhere for the love and emotional support I lack at home, I am an irresponsible mother.

So I am sent packing, from the home we both built, with all my earthly possessions stuffed into a tiny box on my head. I am henceforth forbidden from seeing my two older children, I’m lucky to be allowed to go with my little one still suckling on my left breast. Three years later, the little one is tagged a bastard. Now, my new name is “after-three”, because I am a woman.

He is 28 and runs a company. He’s tagged wonderful, hardworking, focused, career oriented, successful at a very young age.

I am 28 and I run a company ” Hmmmm, she is not even married, unserious, can not order her priorities right, a hustler, loves money, let her go and get a husband oh”
And I wonder if being successful has anything to do with a person’s gender.

Because I am a woman,
I am not allowed to have wits or be a prodigy, I cannot be financially buoyant, professionally successful or be treated with respect without a man beside me.

Then I am tagged a generous leg opener, “a runs girl”. They never see the possibility that I actually had to go through ups and downs to get to where I am.
Because I am a woman.

A man looses his wife to death and remarries a year after, he did the right thing, he’s being praised and congratulated for moving on, after all life is for the living.

A woman looses her husband to death and remarries after 4yrs, “ahhh! so early? Are u sure she wasn’t sleeping with that man even when her husband was alive? That was why she killed her husband. She’s a witch! ” Because she’s a woman.

Because I am a woman, this post will be considered controversial, and everyone will try to correct me.
But don’t forget, that I am a woman and it does not make me less human!!!
Share to respect some woman.