Kadyo: man, do you know my dog’s intelligence.
Berto: really man? How did you say?
Kadyo: since yesterday was my neighbor asked him. 2 + 2 said. Then, he bark at four times.
Berto: is it good?
Kadyo: but there’s a problem, buddy.
Berto: oh why?
Kadyo: my neighbor asked him again 2 MILLION + 2 million. Until now, still bark. I haven’t eaten anything yet.

” your face to the jeep who is boyfriend.
There is still a kiss kiss more.
Hey, there is no forever.”

Short people they don’t do doggy style..
They do puppy style.

Witchcraft is when you work at SPUR and your ex come with his new girlfriend on her birthday
n you have to sing her

Busy telling us about your relationship here on Facebook…
Are we your online-in-laws?

A Real Wife Sleeps On The Floor When
The Husband Brings A Sidechick Home!!!

Some people Chew Chappies until it turns into A Bostick.

Ronnie walks into a bar, goes to the bartender and says “give me a beer before the problem starts”
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After drinking the 1st bottle, again he says to the bartender “give me another one before the problem starts”
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He give him, this goes on till the 5th bottle. The bartender then asks Ronnie “when are you going to pay for your beers?”
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Ronnie replys “eish, Now the problem starts”.

Manchester City – eyes on EPL, UEFA, FA Cup, Carabao Cup
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Chelsea – all eyes on EPL, UEFA, FA Cup
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Man United – all eyes on EPL, FA Cup, Uefa
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Liverpool – all eyes on next season